This is NOT a mailing list where I send you junk-mail! It's not even an email list! I'm talking no-shit old-fashioned snail mail. (support USPS, YAY!)
You'll get a surprise item in the mail at a surprise time in the next 365 days. (HOW EXCITING!!!) The item and timing will be up to the discretion of the universe (of which I am a part).
This is NOT a mailing list where I send you junk-mail! It's not even an email list! I'm talking no-shit old-fashioned snail mail. (support USPS, YAY!)
You'll get a surprise item in the mail at a surprise time in the next 365 days. (HOW EXCITING!!!) The item and timing will be up to the discretion of the universe (of which I am a part).